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those cursed with normality. Contents not suitable
for sane people. Contains frequent sexual
activity, brutality/graphic violence, intense horror, and/or other disturbing
content.
Restricted
to 18 and older. No viewing or participation by
those cursed with normality. Contents not suitable
for sane people. Contains frequent sexual
activity, brutality/graphic violence, intense horror, and/or other disturbing
content.
Josh
Tyler's cousin, gender undetermined. Loves Chinese music, moody, hyperactive over emotional party pooper. Umm, not much is known about this species of, um, homo (sapein). Obsessed with Pakis and curry. Is going to marry a Paki. Thinks he is BIG MOMMA' s food and self conscious and goes on a wild goose hunt trying to stop BIG MOMMA from eating. Tyler reverses all his work. Well disliked through out the land of Oompa Lumpa.
(Josh's bio written by Tyler)
Darren
Frenchmen from New Brunswick. Not much is known about the French, except that they smell like cheese made from anal secretions. Diablo fanatic, there's just something about role playing that makes him @#$%. He likes exercise and exorcism. Darren's favourite idol in life is Jean Chrétien because he dreams of being a corrupt old politician who doesn't now how to talk. He supports gay marriages and likes weed, so Jean and him get along famously. Or is that just get OFF?????...also dislikes Josh
BIG MOMMA!
(a.k.a. F .A. D. E. (fat-ass dime eater), Bobert)
A largish person stuck between the middle of NANCY TURNBULL and Lynn, just like the rest of the world. Due to Nancy's enormous size, I have lost my self-identity. One of my favourite quotes is "If you ever see a fat person laying on the ground, they are probably scared...Scared they can't get up." No one quite knows where Big Momma came from, but if Big Momma's children misbehave there will be PUNISHMENT! The fire department has to carry me from the hospital, because I am just that damned fat!... Robs Punishment is death he thinks baby is the other other white meet like many of the fat role models before him.
Tyler
Hey my name is Stoner, I mean...
Stoner. I mean I'm 15 years old blonde hair six foot and think i stepped
in something, blue eyes, skinnyish, crazy legs, and ah (Cough) anger problems. I
wouldn't hurt a fly.. I'd Kill it! well I guess I should tell you my interests
but I don't really have any unless you count sleeping and/with girls. I Have a
problem.. I'm shy and don't no how to express feeling if I have them. The only
other things you to is I'm always pussy wiped and Hate my sister and specified
other family members. P. S.( BATMAN will kick your ass)
Jon
Hmmm... what can i put for this... Oh shit it
says i spelt "i" wrong!? Stupid piece of crad. Ne ways... ya, my name is above,
i'm 16, yada yada... Josh is gay, and i hate that Jerk-ass... so does
everyone//thing... ya... Bored... really bored TYLER DONT GET SUCKED INTO
PASSIONS *slaps Tyler*... And to think, I'm getting 93% in English and i spelt "i"
and a bunch of other crad wrong >.<... I guess the other 9% count for something,
BTW i'm failing math. P.S. Damn Windows button!
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Sarah - Scary ass bitch from Transyllvania /hellish Area were Santa has been seen. Sarah is attracted to everyone/thing She was once called the cum stain that never leaves .I cant Be that mean to Sarah since She's reading this right now ... OWw Shit There's her favourite Knife Again...Ah
written by her Bro Tyler
Santa Claus-A Jolly Old fat Man ... that likes Miss Clause ... and has a Unique Hooker he visits every year to give presents too ummm what's that...She's got a KNIFE!!? to the Fire exit?!
Cardinal Heights-that prison of the past or should I say WELFARE!!!!
that's it I'd add more if any One uses this site un like the past 20!