Stories of Lynn

The Wonderland Story

Part One

This story begins on a warm summer day and then we saw the baby swing ride. You know the one that swings around for the wee baby, don't you? Then we waited in line. As we were about to be seated into the baby swings, Lynn sat down. Her blubber gushed out from all angles of openess that was left. As we started swinging, she started sinking deeper and deeper into the chair, and I was horrified at the aspect that she could fly out and kill the entire theme park. As we landed I had a sigh of relief. But this was not the case for Lynn. She was scared (which is rare on account of she can kill most anything of the planet). Lynn struggled mercilessly trying to get out of the chair, but to no avail. The park employees tryed to pry her loose, but to no avail, so she had to ride again. They got her loose, without the aid of emergency personnel (a.k.a. firemen), unlike the ride last year. Is Lynn that retarded that she doesn't learn she cannot fit into a baby seat!

Wonderland part 2

As we moved to the next ride, Lynn grabs all the food in sight, including some of the babys she horrified on the previous ride. The next ride (The Great Wall of China), was yet another Lynnish challenge. While on the ride, a young child proclaimed "MOMMY! I think i just saw a whale!", after the child saw the gastropod which is Lynn. After that, Wonderland was never the same again. The End.

NEW CORNFLAKES ANTHEM!!

Develop a new corn flakes anthem and get a prize (one corn flake).